Escape to Paradise: LUX Marijani Zanzibar Awaits!
Escape to Paradise: LUX Marijani Zanzibar Awaits! – A Review That's Actually Real (and a Little Bit Messy)
Okay, folks, let's be honest. I've seen a lot of hotel reviews. They're usually polished, perfect, and… well, boring. This isn't going to be that kind of review. We're diving headfirst into LUX Marijani Zanzibar, and I'm bringing the messy, the good, the slightly-less-good, and all the in-between. Buckle up, because this is my take, warts and all.
First Impressions: Zanzibar, Baby! (And the Little Things)
Landing in Zanzibar is… well, it's an experience. The air hits you, it’s thick, fragrantly warm, and promises adventure. Getting to LUX Marijani? Airport transfer was slick. The car park? (Car park [on-site], tick) Fine, it was a car park, but hey, it had one! (Important for a rental situation, I’m guessing, and definitely Car park [free of charge], so score!). The doorman was genuinely welcoming – a small thing, but it sets the tone. The front desk [24-hour]? Always a plus.
Accessibility: A Mixed Bag (Like My Packing)
Okay, let's talk accessibility. This is crucial, and it's where things get a little… complicated. Facilities for disabled guests were advertised. The elevator, good. (Important, because I'm not sure I'd survive climbing endless stairs after a day in the sun.) But honestly, I didn’t see a ton of explicitly accessible features beyond the elevator. I'd definitely recommend contacting the hotel directly if you have specific needs to clarify the details. They should be able to fill you in, and their customer service was responsive in my pre-trip emails. Check-in/out [express] – they offered this, but I didn’t use it. More on that later.
On-Site Feast and Fun (or, My Stomach's Safari)
Alright, the good stuff. Restaurants? Plural! They had a few, ranging from options with Asian cuisine and International cuisine – a welcome touch. I'm a sucker for a good Western breakfast, and their buffet was, well, it was there. The Breakfast [buffet] was decent, but I was more hyped for the Poolside bar.
[Insert a 5-minute aside here about the pool. Seriously. The pool. Picture this… ]
The pool. Okay. Picture yourself. You're slightly sunburnt (guilty). You’ve just finished your massage (more on that later). The sun is kissing the water, the air is filled with that Zanzibar-y scent… and you're sipping a cocktail from the Poolside bar. Pure, unadulterated bliss. They had a happy hour, which is basically a requirement in my book. Now, the cocktails weren’t cheap, BUT, they were strong. And the view? Pool with view. Oh. My. Word.
[Back to the review, after a deep sigh of longing]
Food-wise, they had a snack bar, which was handy. Coffee/tea in restaurant and Coffee shop – tick, tick. I didn't sample the desserts in restaurant as my arteries were already screaming for mercy, but they looked divine. A la carte in restaurant options were plentiful and the staff was very happy to help. Now, my biggest complaint? The Vegetarian restaurant options were a little… limited. But then again, I’m in Zanzibar. My vegetarian friend found some options, but if you're particularly picky, it might be worth checking beforehand.
Things to Do (Besides Living in the Pool): Relaxation Nirvana
Let's be honest. In Zanzibar, relaxing is a primary activity. And LUX Marijani gets it. Big time. The Spa was a sanctuary. I did the massage (obviously). It was… heavenly. My masseuse, a local woman, had magic hands. I'm not even exaggerating. I also did the Body scrub – a definite recommendation. My skin felt like a baby’s bottom afterwards. They had a Sauna, Steamroom, and a Foot bath – I took advantage of them all. I felt utterly… renewed.
Cleanliness and Safety: The "COVID" Thing (Because, Well, Life)
In today's world, safety is paramount. LUX Marijani took this seriously. Things like Hand sanitizer, Daily disinfection in common areas, Anti-viral cleaning products, and Staff trained in safety protocol were noticeable. Rooms sanitized between stays. I didn’t opt for the Room sanitization opt-out available – why would you? The Safe dining setup provided peace of mind. Honestly, I felt safe.
The Room: My Little Zanzibar Bubble
My room? (Available in all rooms: Air conditioning, Air conditioning in public area which I almost forgot!) It was spacious, clean, and blessed with Free Wi-Fi. (Yes, Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!, a godsend). Seating area, Sofa, Desk – the usual suspects. The Bed? Big. The Linens? Crispy. They provided Bathrobes and Slippers (luxury!) The Shower was powerful. My only minor gripe? The Blackout curtains could have been a bit, well, blacker.
The Details… That Add Up (or, How to Avoid a "Meh" Trip)
- Internet: Good, consistent Wi-Fi. Internet access – wireless was strong.
- Services and Conveniences: Concierge was helpful. Daily housekeeping kept things sparkling. Laundry service was efficient (because, let's be real, it's hot and you'll sweat).
- Getting Around: They provide Airport transfer – take it. Taxi ride from the hotel wouldn’t be worth it.
The "For the Kids" Zone (I Don't Have Kids, But…)
While I didn't have personal experience, LUX Marijani seemed Family/child friendly. They had Babysitting service and some Kids facilities.
The Bottom Line (and a Little Emotional Breakdown)
LUX Marijani Zanzibar? It's not flawless. There were minor imperfections, but the overall experience? Fantastic. It’s a place where you can truly unwind. I left feeling… refreshed, revitalized, and already planning my return.
My Emotional Reaction: On a scale of "meh" to "OMG, I need to go back right now," I'm squarely in the "OMG" camp. It’s a place where you can disconnect, recharge, and experience the magic of Zanzibar.
The Quirky Observation: The fact that I’m writing this review, means I made it home. Everything in working order!
So… You Ready to Escape to Paradise? (My Personal Recommendation)
Here's the deal. LUX Marijani is an experience. It’s not just a hotel; it's a gateway to relaxation.
Here's my compelling offer for you (because, let's face it, you’re here because you're thinking of booking!):
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P.S. Seriously, book the massage. You won't regret it. And tell them Sarah sent you! (They probably won’t care, but it’s worth giving a try.)
Escape to Paradise: Aruba's Renaissance Wind Creek Resort Awaits!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into the messy, wonderful, sun-drenched chaos that is LUX Marijani in Zanzibar. This ain't your glossy travel brochure; this is the real deal. Prepare for sunburn, sand in places you didn't know sand could get to, and the unwavering conviction that you're simultaneously having the best and worst time of your life. Let's do this:
Zanzibar: LUX Marijani – The (Hopefully) Organized Mess
Day 1: Arrival - Sand, Sun, and the Agony of the Luggage
- 06:00 AM - Heathrow (or Your Airport of Origin, Let's Be Real): Okay, so I swore I’d be one of those organized travelers. You know, the ones who pre-pack, have matching luggage, and glide through security like they're competing in a travel Olympics. Nope. I'm the sprinting-through-the-terminal-at-the-last-minute type. This trip I'm running around and feel like I forgot something.
- 07:00 AM - Boarding the Plane: The plane almost crashed, the pilot was a bit clumsy and the cabin smelled like the inside of a giant armpit.
- 10:00 PM - Stone Town, Zanzibar: Arrived at the airport which felt like a baking oven. Customs queues were a chaotic dance of sweating, smiling, and the gentle art of pushing. Finally through, bless those friendly Zanzibaris. Picked up my bags (which, miracle, actually made it). The driver from LUX Marijani was amazing, navigating the crazy Stone Town traffic with a serene smile that I, frankly, envied.
- 11:30 PM - LUX Marijani – Check-in Hysteria: The drive here was beautiful, seeing the moon, stars, and the wind. I'm thinking, "What could go wrong?". Check in was fine, though the lobby’s so gorgeous, it's kind of intimidating, like, "Don't spill anything! Don't breathe too loudly!". The room is… well, it's heaven. Seriously, the view from the balcony? Jaw-dropping. But wait… Where's my suitcase? The driver assured me it did make it, so maybe it's just a bit lost in the luggage abyss. Trying not to panic.
- 12:00 AM - The Search Begins (and the Panic Intensifies): Turns out, the luggage didn't disappear. It was just left behind. Good, so I’m going to get some sleep.
Day 2: Beach Bliss (and the Existential Dread of Sunburn)
- 08:00 AM - Wake-up!: So tired. Okay, it's morning, sort of. The sun's already blazing. Head to the breakfast buffet (OMG, the fruit!! Mangoes that taste like pure sunshine!). I’m also incredibly hungry which makes me think that I should order a coffee at the bar.
- 09:00 AM - Poolside Perusing (and Coffee Spillage): Armed with coffee, I head to the pool, ready to relax with my book, and the coffee goes straight into my favorite new pair of shorts. Good start.
- 10:00 AM - Beach Time!: Alright, beach time! The sand is white as sugar, the ocean is a ridiculous turquoise, and the sun… well, the sun is a jerk. I swear, I put on sunscreen. I thought I put on sunscreen. We will see.
- 11:00 AM - Snorkeling Debacle: I tried snorkeling and nearly drowned, I'm not kidding! I'm not a great swimmer, and those flippers were about as helpful as a chocolate teapot.
- 12:00 PM - Lunch and Regret: Lunch at the beach bar. The food is delicious. Seriously, the grilled fish is the best I've ever had. I should have eaten more.
- 01:00 PM - Napping and The Sunburn: The beach is so hot, I can't sleep. I'm going to get a massage.
- 03:00 PM - The Massage: The massage was good.
- 04:00 PM - Sundowners on the Beach: The sunset here is insane. I'm talking oranges, pinks, purples, everything. I drink my cocktail, think about how beautiful it is and cry a little.
- 05:00 PM - Dinner at the Hotel Restaurant: So many choices! And I will try them all.
Day 3: Spice Tour and Cultural Overload (in the Best Way Possible)
- 08:00 AM - Breakfast and the Great Mango Heist: I'm determined to have a proper breakfast this time. And I'm going to hoard mangoes. Don't judge me.
- 09:00 AM - Spice Tour!: Seriously, the smells! Cinnamon, cloves, nutmeg… it's like the entire jungle exploded with flavour. We picked fruits straight from the trees, learned about the local uses for everything, and tried a spice that made my tongue go numb! So much spice.
- 12:00 PM - Cooking Class: Zanzibar is the king of spices, so I had to cook! I’m a terrible cook, so this will be interesting. I'm cooking a classic Zanzibari dish. It'll either be a masterpiece or a culinary disaster. Place your bets.
- 02:00 PM - Stone Town Exploration: The labyrinthine streets of Stone Town are pure magic. It's a sensory overload: the vibrant colours, the intricate doors, the calls to prayer echoing from the mosques. I took a picture of every door I saw! I will post them when I’m home!
- 05:00 PM - Forodhani Gardens Night Market: This is where the magic happens. Street food galore! The aroma of grilled seafood, fragrant spices, and the sheer energy of the crowd. I tried the grilled octopus, and the sugarcane juice… I had 3.
- 07:00 PM - Dinner and Drinks: I feel full and happy.
Day 4: Relaxation and the Dreaded Departure
- Everytime - Wake up, or not: I slept so well.
- 09:00 AM - Breakfast and the Pool: I will eat my breakfast.
- 11:00 AM - Beach Again: The sun is hot.
- 02:00 PM - Goodbye and Farewell: The final goodbye! I don't want to leave, but I have to.
- Departure: Goodbye Zanzibar, from LUX Marijani.
Final thoughts:
LUX Marijani is a beautiful place! The people were kind, the food was amazing, and the views, WOW. I should have stayed longer!
So, that's a taste of my Zanzibar adventure. It was messy, it was imperfect, it was mine. And honestly? I wouldn't trade it for the world. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go find some aloe vera for this sunburn… and maybe start planning my return.
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Escape to Paradise: LUX Marijani Zanzibar Awaits! (Or Does It?) - My Brain Dump Edition
Okay, spill it. Is Zanzibar really *that* paradise everyone raves about? And specifically, is LUX Marijani legit?
Alright, alright, settle down. Let's be real: Zanzibar... it's complicated. It's not all perfect turquoise water and smiling locals (though, admittedly, there's A LOT of that). LUX Marijani? Well, that's where things get *really* interesting. Look, I've been to a couple of places, seen a few things, and I’m not gonna lie – this place… it's got a hold on you. The photos? They're real. That blinding white sand? Yep. Those sunsets that paint the sky in fiery oranges and purples? Oh, they happen. But the devil, as they say, is in the details. Or, in this case, the occasional sand flea bite (more on that later), the slight language barrier (even with the lovely staff’s efforts), and the sheer, overwhelming beauty that can occasionally knock you off your feet. Prepare to be… simultaneously thrilled and subtly annoyed. It's a rollercoaster, folks.
What's the *deal* with the rooms? Are they worth the price tag? And are the beds actual clouds?
The rooms… *deep breath*… Okay, the pictures are *mostly* accurate. They’re spacious, they're well-appointed, and yes, some do have plunge pools, which, post-sunset cocktail in hand, feels utterly divine. The bed? No, not actual clouds, sadly. But they *are* incredibly comfortable. I slept like a log! (Except for that one night… more on *that* later.) But here’s the thing: you’re paying for the *experience*. The views from your balcony overlooking the Indian Ocean? Priceless. The feeling of pure, unadulterated relaxation when you finally drag yourself out of that bed? Almost worth the cost. But honestly? That price tag gave me serious sticker shock at first. Then I adjusted. Because, you know, Zanzibar. It’s a splurge. Think of it like investing in a really, *really* good massage. (And you know what? The massages at the spa *are* freaking amazing.)
The FOOD. Tell me *everything* about the food. I’m a foodie, and I only want the truth.
Okay, buckle up, because we’re talking FOOD. ZANZIBAR FOOD! Oh, my taste buds still sing. LUX Marijani doesn’t disappoint, but it’s not *perfection*. The breakfast buffet? Solid. Fresh fruit galore (the mangoes!), pastries, eggs cooked to order – the usual suspects done *well*. Dinner is where it shines. The seafood is the star, obviously. Freshly caught, grilled to perfection, the flavors? Unforgettable. I had the grilled lobster, and it was… well, I'm drooling just thinking about it. (Important note: order extra garlic butter! Seriously, do it.) The Swahili dishes…oh man, the Swahili dishes. The curries – rich, fragrant, utterly delicious. The spices... a symphony on your tongue. But… and there's always a "but," isn't there? The occasional slightly overcooked piece of fish. And the service, bless their hearts, can be a *little* slow sometimes. But hey, you’re in Zanzibar! Slow down. Enjoy the view. Drink another cocktail. It’s all part of the charm (and the time to fully savour the food!). Oh, and take advantage of the beachside BBQs! Pure bliss.
What about the beach? Is it actually swimmable? And what’s up with the seaweed situation?
The BEACH. Okay, this is where it gets *really* gorgeous. The sand? Powdery white. The water? Turquoise perfection. It's… postcard-worthy. You can (and should!) spend hours just wandering along the shoreline, feeling the sand between your toes. It's swimmable, yes! The tide does go out significantly, though, so check the times if you’re a serious swimmer. Sometimes, you'll be walking *way* out there. The seaweed? Yeah… it's a thing. There can be seaweed, especially during certain times of the year. They do a good job of cleaning it up, but sometimes, you’ll have a bit of a seaweed-y stroll to your swim. (Don’t let it deter you! The water is still stunning. Plus, you’ll encounter starfish). The beach boys are super friendly, but maybe a *little* persistent with the offers of excursions. A firm (but polite!) "No, thank you" usually does the trick.
Activities! Besides lying on the beach (which, let’s be honest, is a huge part of it), what else is there to do?
Activities! Beyond the beach, the resort offers a bunch of options: snorkeling trips (go, seriously, the coral is magnificent!), diving (if you're certified), spice tours (a must-do!), and visiting Stone Town. Stone Town is a sensory overload in the best way possible – a labyrinth of narrow streets, bustling markets, and historic buildings. It's a fantastic day trip, especially if you're interested in history and culture. However, be prepared for a bit of aggressive salesmanship. Don't let them pressure you – politely decline. The resort organizes excursions, which is convenient. Or, be a rebel and arrange your own! I personally wish I'd done more excursions. I just wanted to *chill*. Which, you know, *is* the point... but still! There's so much to explore.
Are there any hidden costs or things I should be aware of *before* I go? The fine print, essentially.
Hidden costs… Ah, the bane of every traveler’s existence! Well, sort of. You'll have to pay for alcoholic beverages. They're not included in the half-board or full-board options. Expect to pay European prices for cocktails. The excursions aren't cheap. And tips? While not strictly required, they're expected. But in terms of fine print, beyond what you'd expect at any resort like this, I'd say the main thing is the *remoteness*. You’re a bit isolated. Getting off the resort isn't super easy. This isn't a place where you can easily pop out to a local market. Which, for me, was fine, cause my intention was to unplug. So, factor in transport costs if you're planning on exploring. Also, pack insect repellent. Trust me on this. And… sunscreen. LOTS of sunscreen. Oh, and the Wi-Fi? It can be a little patchy. Okay, *very* patchy. Embrace the digital detox, my friends. Embrace it.
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