Unbelievable Deals at Wingate by Wyndham Erlanger: Cincinnati South's Hidden Gem!
Unbelievable Deals at Wingate by Wyndham Erlanger: Cincinnati South's Hidden Gem! - The Real Deal (and Maybe Kinda Messy) Review
Okay, folks, let's be real. I'm not exactly a hotel reviewer by trade. I'm more of a "see the world, eat the snacks, and maybe write about it later" kinda person. But, after my recent stay at the Wingate by Wyndham Erlanger: Cincinnati South, I had to spill the beans. Because, honestly? Unbelievable Deals is not an exaggeration. This place is like a perfectly-wrapped box of chocolates – you never quite know what you're getting, but you know it's going to be good. (And sometimes, maybe a little messy, like the inside of my chocolate box.)
First things first: Accessibility. Huge shoutout to the Wingate for being genuinely inclusive. I’m not in a wheelchair, but I saw the ramps, the elevators, and the overall thoughtful design, and it made me feel immediately comfortable. They're clearly trying. Kudos!
Rooms: The Sanctuary (and My Battlefield with the Blackout Curtains)
Alright, the rooms. My room was… well, it was a ROOM. Clean and simple, with all the basics. And THAT'S what I appreciate. I’m not looking for anything over the top. The air conditioning was a lifesaver (hello, Cincinnati humidity!), and I appreciated the free Wi-Fi. I mean, who can live without streaming these days? The Wi-Fi in the public areas was also solid – good for that quick email check or a social media scroll.
Now, the blackout curtains. Oh, the blackout curtains. They were like a grumpy ninja guarding the light. I spent a solid five minutes wrestling them – I swear, I almost failed. But the moment when I finally got them closed? Bliss. Utter, glorious darkness. I needed that after the day I'd had. They provided a perfect, silent sleep sanctuary, the only noise was from the soundproof rooms—almost too good a sleep.
The room was equipped with all the usual suspects and more. Refrigerator, coffee maker, in-room safe, hair dryer, and ironing facilities. Check, check, check, and check. The complimentary bottled water was a nice touch, especially after my caffeine buzz. There was a desk, which was perfect for the blog.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Food Journey (or Two)
Okay, now for the good stuff. The breakfast buffet was the star of the show. And yes, it's got your "western breakfast". You got your eggs, you got your sausage, you got your waffles, and let me tell you, the waffles were dangerous. I went back for seconds (and maybe thirds, I’m not judging). But this is the part where the hotel could really shine, offering perhaps a more varied “Asian breakfast” or offering an “alternative meal arrangement” to cater to different needs. They could have possibly had some “Vegetarian” options as well.
There’s no happy hour at the Wingate. No poolside bar. No desserts in the restaurant. No soup in the restaurant. Perhaps even some “Salad in the restaurant”. They currently don’t offer any of those, so that’s something to think about.
The room service was okay, I’d give it a solid 3/5 rating.
I was also pleasantly surprised by the coffee shop downstairs because let's be real, a good cup of coffee is non-negotiable.
Amenities: The Extras That Actually Matter (and Some That Don't)
The fitness center was solid; it offered a decent gym/fitness. I’ll admit I didn't use it. I'm more of a "see the world, eat the snacks" kind of traveler. The swimming pool [outdoor] looked inviting, but the weather wasn't cooperating.
For the kids? Maybe. They offered a “babysitting service”, which honestly, is a lifesaver for parents. They offered “family/child friendly” service, but I didn’t see the “kids facilities”.
Cleanliness and Safety: Because Let's Not Catch Anything
Okay, the most important part. The good news is they clearly take cleanliness and safety seriously. They are offering Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Staff trained in safety protocol, and Rooms sanitized between stays. I felt safe, and that’s a huge deal.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Add Up (and the Things You Didn't Know You Needed)
The concierge was helpful. The daily housekeeping was on point. My room was always spotless! They offered laundry service and dry cleaning.
Getting Around:
The thing about the Wingate is that it's in a super convenient location. Airport transfer is what they offer, so that’s something you should think about. You can also have a taxi service. They have a car park for free.
The Quirks! (Because No Hotel is Perfect)
Okay, here's where things get real. This isn't the Ritz-Carlton. There were a few minor things.
- The elevator felt a little slow during the rush hour.
- The "gift shop" was less a shop and more a small display case.
The "Unbelievable Deals" Offer: My Honest Pitch (and a Plea for Snacking)
Right, so here it is, my messy, honest, and totally un-sponsored pitch:
Are you looking for reliable lodging without breaking the bank? Do you want a clean, comfortable room, good Wi-Fi, and a solid breakfast to fuel your adventures? Then, you're not here for the free snack (there are literally no free snacks), then Wingate is the place.
My Unbelievable Deal-Focused Recommendation:
Book the Unbelievable Deals because you are getting an amazing price; it’s a hidden gem.
Book Now:
- Excellent Value: You can’t beat the price. They are offering amazing deals.
- Prime Location: Close to highways with quick access to Cincinnati and attractions.
- Cleanliness and Safety: Peace of mind is priceless.
Don't wait! Book your stay at the Wingate by Wyndham Erlanger: Cincinnati South and experience the unbelievable for yourself!
Remember, I'm not a polished travel blogger. But I'm a real person who had a genuinely good experience. So, trust me on this one. Go. Stay. And maybe, just maybe, sneak in your own snacks. You won't regret it.
Escape to Paradise: Luxury Bahia Principe Cayo Levantado Awaits!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to embark on a truly unforgettable – and by "unforgettable" I mean probably filled with questionable choices and maybe a few minor meltdowns – trip to the glittering metropolis that is… Erlanger, Kentucky. (Okay, and Florence. And Cincinnati-ish. Let's be honest, it's all a blur of highway exits anyway, right?) My home base? The Wingate by Wyndham Erlanger / Florence / Cincinnati South. Let's just call her "The Wingate" for brevity's sake. She's seen things, I'm sure. And I'm about to be another one of them.
Day 1: The Welcome to Kentucky, Or: Why Did I Think This Was a Good Idea?
1:00 PM: Arrival at The Wingate. (Ugh.) Okay, first impressions: the lobby smells faintly of chlorine and… hope? Or maybe it’s just the aggressively floral air freshener trying to mask the scent of a thousand weary travelers. Check-in. The receptionist seems nice enough, though I suspect she’s seen some shit too. My room key, for some reason, involves a paper sleeve that says “Have a Wonder-Full Stay!” I’m already judging this place HARD.
1:30 PM: The Room Inspection. (A rollercoaster of emotions.) Alright, here we go. First sweep: cleanliness. Surprisingly, not bad. The bedspread is, shall we say, functional. The TV… well, it works. The remote has that slightly sticky feeling that only comes from being handled by a million different fingers. I'm a germaphobe at heart so I instantly wipe it down with a provided wipe from my bag. Score: 4 out of 10.
- Observation: The bathroom is…compact. The shower curtain rings are, like, really loud when you slide them. I'm already envisioning a sleepless night thanks to those goddamn rings.
2:00 PM: Unpacking and "Settling In" (a generous term). Okay, unpacking is never really fun, is it? It's like a miniature version of moving. I'm already regretting packing that extra pair of shoes. Why do I always overpack? Maybe it’s the fear of being caught unprepared? Nah. I just have a problem. That's it.
2:30 PM: The Urgent Need for Caffeine. (Panic Mode Activated.) Aaaand… the coffee machine in the room is a crime against humanity. (Maybe it's the chlorine.) I need coffee. I need caffeine. I need… something. Google Maps to the rescue! There's a Starbucks like, a mile and a half away. Great. I'm going to have to drive, aren't I? Sigh.
3:00 PM: Starbucks Run. (The Redemption Arc Begins.) Alright, the caffeine is coursing through my veins. Suddenly, the world looks brighter. Everything's a little less… questionable. The Starbucks barista was actually pretty cute. Score!
4:00 PM: Exploring the "Local" Scene. (Spoiler Alert: It's probably a strip mall.) I'm thinking…I'm thinking I might brave a trip to a store or something. But which? Oh, the agony of choice. I'll wait until the Starbucks buzz wears off.
Evening: Dinner and Doubt. (Mostly Doubt.) Dinner at… something. I'll be brutally honest, I'm not expecting culinary miracles. I've found a Ruby Tuesday which is, at least, familiar. The food was passable.
- Anecdote: I swear, the server kept calling me "hon". It was like a constant, low-level assault on my ears. I felt like I was in a country song. I'm not sure if I liked it, or if I was terrified.
Nighttime: Back at The Wingate. The shower curtains are as loud as I feared. I'm too exhausted to care. Maybe tomorrow will be better. Probably not. But the air conditioning is pretty good. Score!
Day 2: Culture, or the Lack Thereof.
Morning: The Free Breakfast Debacle. Okay, the free breakfast. Let's just say it's an experience. There's definitely a waffle maker. And, judging by the line, everyone else feels the same way. The eggs look… vaguely egg-shaped. The yogurt probably expired yesterday. I stick with a bagel and some questionable coffee. At least I know what I'm getting.
9:00 AM: A Pilgrimage to the Creation Museum! (Just kidding. Maybe.) I'm half-joking when I say I might go to the Creation Museum. It's a nearby attraction, and I am curious, in a morbidly fascinated way. I mean, who doesn't love a good train wreck, am I right?
12:00 PM: Lunch at a… whatever's open. (Desperation is a powerful motivator.) Let's face it, I'm not exactly planning a culinary adventure. Something quick, cheap, and hopefully edible. This is the life of a tourist.
Afternoon: "Shopping" (aka, wandering aimlessly). The mall beckons. I will browse a store or two. Maybe. The allure of air conditioning is strong. I will probably buy something I don't need. Or maybe I will just sit on a bench and people-watch. The possibilities are… surprisingly limited.
Early Evening: Another Dinner Dilemma: The server at the restaurant I found was very nice and funny. That made up for a lot of the things that weren't perfect.
Night: The Wingate's Embrace (or, the End of Day Two). Back in my room. The quiet hum of the air conditioner. The comforting click of the TV remote. I’m starting to feel… not exactly at home, but maybe… accustomed to this slightly depressing, slightly charming, slightly sticky reality. The shower curtain rings are still the enemy.
Day 3: The Escape (and the inevitable reflection).
Morning: The Great Breakfast Battle – Round Two. Same as yesterday, except I'm starting to realize I'm eating a lot of carbs. Must. Have. Discipline. (Narrator: She did not.)
Check-Out and Departure: Easy peasy. The receptionist gives me a slightly sympathetic look. Maybe she saw the look of pure, existential dread on my face yesterday. Or maybe she's just tired too. Either way, farewell, Wingate! You were… an experience.
The Drive Home: Reflections (and maybe a slight existential crisis). As I weave my way back onto the interstate, I can’t help but think about the trip. Erlanger. Florence. Cincinnati-ish. It's not exactly Paris. But it was… something. And maybe, just maybe, that's enough. I mean, at least the journey gave me a story.
Post-Trip Analysis:
- Highlights: The Starbucks, the server, the air conditioning. The brief moments of feeling like I was actually doing something.
- Lowlights: The shower curtain rings. The questionable breakfast. The vague sense of ennui that settled over me like a Kentucky fog.
- Overall: Would I go back? Probably not, unless I really needed a place to crash near Cincinnati. But hey, at least I have a story. And that, my friends, is sometimes all that matters. Now, where's the laundry?
Unbelievable Deals at Wingate by Wyndham Erlanger: Cincinnati South's Hidden Gem? Let's Debrief! (Seriously, Is It?)
Listen, I'm gonna be honest. When I saw the "Unbelievable Deals" headline, my inner skeptic, a seasoned veteran of travel scams and "too-good-to-be-true" promises, did a full-body cringe. But here we are. Let's dissect this Wingate by Wyndham in Erlanger, pretending we're having a late-night chat over questionable gas station coffee.
Okay, "Unbelievable Deals"... *Really*? What kind of deals are we talking about? Be specific! (Please, no vague-booking-website-speak.)
Alright, alright, settle down. The deals *do* seem to fluctuate. I've seen everything from deeply discounted rates (think, like, shockingly low for a decent hotel near Cincinnati) during off-peak season – you know, Tuesdays in February – to package deals that bundle room nights with breakfast or even… *gasp*… a free shuttle to the airport! (Which, side note, is a lifesaver when your flight's at 6 AM and you’re already regretting that extra beer.)
But here's the catch (because there's *always* a catch, right?). You gotta be flexible. And by flexible, I mean, open to the idea of driving an hour during rush hour if the deal's THAT good. And check those dates! Make sure there isn't some local event that jacks up prices. (Learned that one the hard way, trying to book during a Reds game… Ugh.)
Is this place actually *nice*? Like, clean beds, functioning showers, the whole shebang? I've had some hotel horror stories…
Okay, this is where things get… interesting. Let's be real. It's not the Ritz. It's a *Wingate by Wyndham*. But for the price? Usually, yeah. The rooms are typically clean. I've never encountered anything truly horrifying, like, say, a colony of uninvited guests. (Shudders.)
The showers? Generally, yes. Functioning? Absolutely. The *water pressure*… that's where you might roll the dice. Sometimes it's a glorious deluge. Other times, it's more of a… gentle suggestion of water. But hey, it gets the job done, and you're not paying for a spa experience, are you?
My *favorite* (and I use that term loosely) was the time I stayed there during a massive snowstorm. The *entire* region was shut down. The Wingate was a haven. The power flickered a bit, but, compared to being snowed in on the side of the highway I was a fan. It was a slightly surreal experience, huddled in my room, watching the snow pile up, and feeling… surprisingly cozy. But I digress.
The free breakfast… is it actually edible? And is the coffee drinkable? (Crucial information.)
The breakfast. Ah, the breakfast. It's *included*. Let's start there. And it's… well, it's free. Expect the usual suspects: waffles (you make them yourself!), scrambled eggs (questionable provenance, but usually edible), cereal, fruit (sometimes fresh, sometimes… less so), and pastries (often pre-packaged and slightly stale).
The coffee? Alright, here's where you need to temper your expectations. It *is* coffee. It will keep you awake. It *may* taste faintly of burnt rubber. My advice? Bring your own instant coffee and a travel mug. Or, you know, grab a decent cup from a nearby coffee shop. (Seriously, the coffee is… an experience, not a perk.)
But honestly, the breakfast is a *godsend* when you're hungover or in a hurry. It's fuel. Sometimes it's good fuel. Sometimes it's just *fuel*. But fuel is fuel.
What about the location? Is it convenient to… anything?
Location, location, location! Okay, so it's in Erlanger, which is a suburb of Cincinnati. Not exactly downtown, but pretty accessible. It’s close to the airport, which is a huge plus. (As I mentioned earlier, that shuttle is a godsend.)
You've got your basic chain restaurants nearby – your Olive Gardens, your Applebees, the usual suspects. So if you're looking for a gourmet dining experience, you'll need to drive a bit. But for a quick, easy meal after a long day of travel? Totally fine.
It's not right next to a museum or anything. This is a place to crash, not a destination in itself, which is fine by me.
The Pool? Is it a murky swamp of despair or… actually usable?
The pool… ah, the pool. It's *there*. Let's just say that. The water is usually clear, and they seem to maintain it reasonably well. (Always, *always* check the chlorine levels with your own eyes… or at least, sniff suspiciously.)
It's not massive, or swanky. It's likely to have kids splashing about. Sometimes there's a lone business traveler doggy-paddling. But it's generally clean enough for a quick dip to de-stress after a day of travel. My advice? Bring your own towel (just in case).
Are there any hidden fees I should be aware of? Because I *hate* hidden fees!
Hidden fees, the bane of every traveler's existence! Honestly, with the Wingate in Erlanger, it's not usually *too* bad. (Thank goodness!)
Watch out for the usual suspects – parking fees (sometimes, but not always; check when booking!), and resort fees (they shouldn't have them, it's not a resort!) and make sure you understand what's included in the price of the room. Check the fine print. Read those reviews. Don't get caught off guard!
Okay, so, overall… is it worth it? Seriously, would you recommend it?
Okay, the million-dollar question. Would *I* recommend it? Honestly? It depends. If you're looking for a luxurious getaway, a romantic weekend for two, or a place to impress your clients? Nope. Absolutely not. Go somewhere else.
But… if you're budget-conscious, need a quick, convenient place to crash near the airport, and can handle a few minor inconveniences, then yeah, it's often a solid choice. I've stayed there multiple times. IBook For Rest
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