Escape to Paradise: Club Tree Hotel, Songkhla's Hidden Gem
Escape to Paradise: Club Tree Hotel - Songkhla's Hidden Gem (Or, My Attempt at a Review That Doesn't Sound Like a Robot Wrote It)
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your average sterile hotel review. We're talking Club Tree Hotel in Songkhla, a place that promised "paradise" and, well, let's just say it delivered some of that, along with a healthy dose of "real life." You ready for the rollercoaster? Good. Let's go.
First Impressions and the Arrival Frenzy (Accessibility, Kinda, Sorta)
Finding the Club Tree was a minor adventure. Google Maps led me astray (as it often does), so I was already a little frayed around the edges when I finally pulled up. The exterior? Pretty, with lush greenery. Promises, promises…
Accessibility? Okay, here’s the deal. Wheelchair accessibility is listed. Now, I didn't need it, but I poked around. Common areas seemed mostly navigable, with ramps and elevators, but you know how it goes. One elevator was a tad slow, and I could see some potential pinch points. Overall: Could be better, but the effort is there. Facilities for disabled guests are mentioned, so hopefully they've got it dialed in.
Parking? Sorted. Car park [free of charge] – major bonus points. After a grueling drive, finding a parking spot is like winning a tiny lottery. Taxi service is also available, which is always a plus.
The Welcome and the Wi-Fi War (Internet, Internet, Internet!)
Walking into the lobby, I was greeted (eventually – a slight delay there) by friendly staff. Check-in/out [express] – thank goodness! After a long day, I don’t want to spend hours in line. They offered concierge services, which I appreciated (they helped me find the best local mango sticky rice – a MISSION).
And then… the Wi-Fi. Let's talk Wi-Fi. The hotel boasts of "Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!" The truth? It was better than I expected. Internet [LAN] – they have the option, which is nice for the super-techy. Internet services in general weren’t bad. Wi-Fi in public areas was decent, too. My only real gripe? It occasionally bucked and kicked – typical hotel Wi-Fi. But hey, at least it was free.
The Room: Paradise Found (…Maybe With a Few Hiccups.)
Okay, here’s where things get interesting. I booked a "deluxe" room. Did it live up to the name? Well… partly.
- Air conditioning: CHECK. Thank the heavens.
- Blackout curtains: YES! Crucial for proper sleep.
- Coffee/tea maker: Essential. Morning rituals, people.
- Free bottled water: A lifesaver.
- Bathrobes: Ah, the little touches of luxury.
- Daily housekeeping: The staff was super helpful with my room.
- High floor: Fantastic view.
- In-room safe box: Peace of mind.
The downsides? The decor was a little… dated. Think "tropical chic" circa 2005. Fine, but not exactly "Instagram-ready." The shower pressure was a tad weak. Minor quibbles, really. Overall, it was clean, comfortable, and mostly quiet (Soundproof rooms were doing their job).
Speaking of the Room… The Bathroom!
It had a shower, and also a separate bathtub (Separate shower/bathtub). The bath was very relaxing!
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Foodie's Field Trip (And the Occasional Epic Fail)
The Club Tree Hotel had a decent array of dining, drinking, and snacking options.
- Restaurants: They had a few of them!, with Asian cuisine in restaurant and International cuisine in restaurant.
- Bar: Drinks area.
- Poolside bar: Relaxing, and great for people watching.
- Coffee shop: Coffee and tea.
- Snack bar: For a bite.
- Room service [24-hour]: This was a lifesaver at 3 AM after a disastrous attempt at local street food.
Breakfast? A Bit of a Rollercoaster.
The Breakfast [buffet] was included. Asian breakfast was good. Western breakfast was so-so. There was a Coffee/tea in restaurant, and they had a Bottle of water, and Desserts in restaurant. Overall, it was okay, but nothing to write home about.
The Real Heart of the Hotel: The Staff
Honestly, the staff is the reason to go back. They were genuinely friendly, helpful, and always willing to go the extra mile. They seemed to genuinely care about making your stay enjoyable. From the front desk to the cleaning staff, they were all lovely.
Things to Do and Ways to Relax: Paradise Found (Again!)
This is where Club Tree Hotel really shines. They've got a fantastic range of options for relaxation and activities.
- Swimming pool (Swimming pool [outdoor]): Stunning views, refreshing water.
- Pool with view: Pool view.
- Fitness center: They had a gym.
- Spa/sauna: Great for pampering.
- Massage: Excellent. The only one that was a little bit to strong, but still good.
- Sauna: Good to relax.
- Gym/fitness: Good gym.
Cleanliness and Safety: Safe Travels
Let's face it, in today's world, safety is paramount. Club Tree gets a solid B+ here.
- Anti-viral cleaning products: Used and made me feel safe.
- Hand sanitizer: Readily available.
- Rooms sanitized between stays: Yes.
- Staff trained in safety protocol: Yes.
- Physical distancing of at least 1 meter: Followed.
- Daily disinfection in common areas: Great job.
- First aif kit. Doctor/nurse on call. Great to note, but I did not use.
My One Big, Glorious, Imperfect Experience: The Pool with a View
Okay, forget the Wi-Fi, forget the aging decor. The Pool with a view was where I lived. Seriously, I spent hours there. The water was the perfect temperature, the sun was (mostly) shining, and the view… oh, the view. I even got a tiny bit of a tan. The staff kept the towels coming, and the poolside bar was always at the ready. It was idyllic, and even the slightly chaotic nature of the service (ordering sometimes took a while) didn't bother me. It was just part of the charm. I'd happily stay here again just for that pool.
For the Kids
I didn’t travel with kids, but they Family/child friendly is mentioned.
Additional Thoughts and Oddball Observations
- "Shrine": Was there a shrine? Yes. It's part of the culture. Respect it.
- "Couple's room": Yes.
- "Smoking area": Yes.
- "Soundproof rooms": Thank goodness.
- "Bicycle parking": Yep.
- "Car park [on-site]": Yes.
- "Car power charging station": Nice.
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Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this ain't your grandma's itinerary. We're going to experience, not just visit, Club Tree Hotel in Songkhla, Thailand. And trust me, with me at the helm, it's gonna be…well, it's gonna be something. Prepare for a chaotic, beautiful mess.
Club Tree Hotel Songkhla: The Unofficial, Definitely-Not-Sponsored, Possibly-Going-Off-The-Rails-Daily-Diary
Day 1: Arrival (and the Great Mosquito Massacre of '24)
- 8:00 AM: Wake up in a total panic because I swore I set my alarm, but no. This is what happens when you finally get that flight deal to Songkhla.
- 9:00 AM: Arrive at Hat Yai International Airport (HDY). The humidity hits you like a wet, warm blanket. My hair explodes immediately. Already regretting not getting the travel size frizz-ease.
- 9:30 AM: Finding a taxi. Negotiating the price is like a mini-battle. The driver tries to inflate the rate, I try my best with my broken Thai phrases (mostly, "Sawasdee ka!" and "Thank you!"). I feel like I should have practiced more before the trip.
- 10:30 AM: Check-in at Club Tree Hotel. Lovely lobby, all breezy whites and blues. Seems promising.
- 11:00 AM: Room inspection! Okay, the AC works. The bed looks comfy. Oh god, the mosquitos. Tiny, buzzing devils. Unpack and locate ALL the insect repellent. This is war.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch at the hotel restaurant. Ordered pad thai. It was delicious. Ate way too fast. Now I'm sweating in this humid weather.
- 1:00 PM: Pool time. The pool is beautiful. Trying to relax but I swear I feel like every mosquito is just waiting to swarm. Got a sun burn.
- 3:00 PM: Explore the area around the hotel. Walked to the beach nearby. The beach is nice. More mosquitos.
- 5:00 PM: Dinner at a roadside stall. Ordered everything. Ate with my hands because why not? Felt a little bit like I was in a movie.
- 7:00 PM: Back to the hotel. The mosquito war continues. Spraying myself down like I'm prepping for a biohazard.
- 8:00 PM: Attempt to watch a movie. The mosquitos keep attacking. The hotel's wifi is spotty. Giving up. This is my life now. Sigh.
- 10:00 PM: Sleep. Hopefully without being carried away by a swarm.
Day 2: The Golden Mermaid and the Culinary Rollercoaster
- 8:00 AM: Woke up. No mosquito bites, success!
- 9:00 AM: Breakfast at the hotel. Coffee is strong, thank god. Attempted the fruit platter. It's already hot.
- 10:00 AM: Visit Golden Mermaid Statue at Samila Beach. It's pretty, I guess. Everyone's taking selfies. Managed to take one that wasn't terrible. The sand's hot though.
- 11:00 AM: More beach time. Trying to chill, but constantly swatting mosquitos. Why is there not a mosquito net on this beautiful beach?
- 12:00 PM: Lunch. Decided to be brave and try some street food. Ordered something that looked vaguely like noodles and meat. No idea what it was, but it was AMAZING. Almost cried when I was done.
- 1:00 PM: Exploring the old town. The architecture are very beautiful. Trying the local ice cream. Everything is hot, everything is new, and everything is making me happy.
- 3:00 PM: Doubled down on the street food adventure - The Great Curry Catastrophe. Found a place with a sign that said, "Authentic Thai Curry - Prepare for Intense Flavors!" Famous last words. Ordered the green curry (medium spice, I thought). One spoonful and my face went numb. Tears. Actual tears. I think the lady recognized my face after having it and I got free water. She was very amused, and gave me a lolly pop.
- 4:00 PM: Back at the hotel, chugging water and trying to recover. This is definitely going to be a story I tell.
- 5:00 PM: Another dip in the beautiful pool
- 6:00 PM: Dinner. Went back to the delicious noodle stand. Safe choice for the evening.
- 8:00 PM: Trying to learn the 10 easiest Thai phrases. Failed.
- 9:00 PM: Sleep.
Day 3: Fisherman's Life (and the Hotel Room That Just Wouldn't Be Cool)
- 8:00 AM: Wake up. Still alive. No bites!
- 9:00 AM: Breakfast. Same breakfast, some of the fruit is starting to turn brown.
- 10:00 AM: Going to the Fisherman's Village. Lots of boats. Smells…fishy. But fascinating. Saw the fishermen out at work. Very tough life. Made me appreciate my own soft life.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch. Back at the hotel, very safe with food.
- 1:00 PM: Lounging by the pool.
- 3:00 PM: The Air conditioning in my room.
- 5:00 PM: Trying to figure out the TV
- 6:00 PM: Walking around the streets.
- 8:00 PM: Dinner. Ate too much.
- 9:00 PM: Trying to go to bed early. The mosquito are back.
- 10:00 PM: Sleep.
Day 4: Departure (and the bittersweet goodbye)
- 8:00 AM: Wake up.
- 9:00 AM: Breakfast. The fruit remains untouched.
- 10:00 AM: Check out.
- 10:30 AM: Waiting for taxi.
- 11:00 AM: Heading back.
Final Thoughts:
Club Tree Hotel was great, even with the mosquitos. Songkhla is wild and beautiful and kind of chaotic, just like me. Would go again. But next time, I'm bringing a hazmat suit for those damn mosquitos. And probably a translator. And maybe a better understanding of "medium spice." Anyway, go. Take the trip. Embrace the mess. Make memories. Good luck, and may the odds be ever in your favor (and your ankles mosquito-bite free).
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Alright, let's get this out of the way: Is Escape to Paradise: Club Tree Hotel, that Songkhla gem, a slice of actual, you-died-and-went-to-heaven paradise? Nope. Not exactly. Look, I’ve seen Paradise. I was promised Paradise. I even ordered a fancy cocktail (more on that later). But after a few days of feeling like I was in an Instagram ad… well. It’s more like a *recovering-from-real-life* oasis. You know?
The view? Stunning. Trees everywhere. The pool? Gorgeous – until you realize a rogue leaf keeps getting stuck to your butt. Little things, right? But paradise? Nah. More like Songkhla’s slightly-rough-around-the-edges, but utterly charming, cool cousin. And that, my friends, is a good thing. Because real paradise is… well, kinda boring.
Booking? Smooth sailing. Their website? Easy peasy. They're probably too good at it, though. It felt *suspiciously* easy. Like, am I missing something? Did I read that last line wrong? I checked my credit card three times. But hey, no red flags at this stage.
Getting there, on the other hand… Alright, be prepared for a bit of an adventure. It's *kinda* in the middle of nowhere, in a good way. I flew into Hat Yai. From there, it's a taxi (negotiate beforehand!), followed by a slightly bumpy ride – which, honestly, added to the charm. (Mostly). They don't *really* have a shuttle service (yet). So factor that into your budget. And, you know, your sanity.
Just… bring your patience. And maybe some snacks. And maybe a book. Or, well, a whole library. Trust me, the pre-trip stress will be worth it.
Oh, the rooms. Those Instagrammable little havens. The photos? Accurate. They *are* really, really lovely. The "treehouse" vibe is *definitely* there. The minimalist, yet cozy decor? Spot on. That feeling of being surrounded by nature? Check. I nearly gasped when I first saw mine.
Now, here's the thing. My room was perfect… until the mosquito army arrived. *Then* it became a thrilling, life-or-death battle of wits and bug spray. I swear, those things were the size of pterodactyls! So, yeah, bring the industrial-strength bug repellent. And maybe earplugs, because the geckos had a serious party every night.
So, yes, magical. Mostly. With a side of "holy mosquito, Batman!".
Alright, let's get real about the food. You’re not coming here for a Michelin-star experience. The hotel restaurant? Decent. Gets the job done. But the real magic? Exploring Songkhla's food scene.
I'm talking about the street food. Oh, the street food! The Pad Thai. The curries. The *everything* is so cheap, so fresh, and so unbelievably delicious. Just be aware: "mild" can still mean "holy habanero, Batman!". I learned that the hard way. My tears were not for the beauty. They were the pain.
My advice? Embrace the spice. Explore the local markets. And stock up on milk (or a very strong stomach) for the aftermath.
The pool. Oh, the pool. The photos? They don’t lie. It's a gorgeous infinity pool, overlooking the lush landscape. The kind of pool you dream about. I practically lived in it. At first.
Here's where my love-hate relationship began. It's so *open*. Surrounded by trees. Beautiful, yes. But also, leaf-magnet. I swear, every time I settled into the water, a new leaf would float RIGHT onto me. My hair, my arm, my shoulder. In the end, I became a champion underwater leaf retriever. I developed a complex system. And the leaves got the full force of my exasperation.
So, beautiful pool? Absolutely. Leaf-filled? Yes. Did I still love it? Oh, absolutely. Because, you know, problems are made to be solved. And the view made me forget the leaves in a heartbeat.
The staff. They are the absolute highlight. So friendly, so helpful, so genuinely kind. They spoke better English than I spoke Thai, which wasn't saying much. The staff were so patient, even when I couldn't remember my room number (more than once, okay?).
They're genuinely happy to help with anything – arranging taxis, suggesting local restaurants, even just pointing you in the right direction when you've clearly gotten lost.
Big shoutout to *[Insert a fictional name]* who put up with my terrible attempts at speaking Thai, smiled through it all, and made me feel like a VIP. They made the experience. The staff were the real joy.
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