Unbelievable Luxury Awaits: Hotel Paso Del Norte's Hidden Oasis in El Paso
Unbelievable Luxury Awaits? Hotel Paso Del Norte: My El Paso Rendezvous – A Review (With a Side of Chaos)
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because I'm about to lay bare my Hotel Paso Del Norte experience. This isn't your cookie-cutter review, alright? This is a soul-baring, comma-splattered, slightly-obsessed-with-bathrobes account of my time in El Paso's supposed "hidden oasis". And, yes, I'm going to tell you about all the stuff – the accessibility (important!), the Wi-Fi (crucial!), the spa (oh, sweet lord, the spa!), and, yes, even the anti-viral cleaning products (because, you know, life in 2024).
Let's be honest. I went in expecting some serious luxury. The website promised the moon, stars, and a private audience with Beyonce (okay, maybe not the last one, but the vibe was definitely up there). Did it deliver? Mostly! And that's the truth that the travel bloggers love to skip.
Accessibility & Getting There:
Right off the bat, I'm giving them a huge thumbs up. Accessibility is clearly a priority. Elevators are plentiful (thank goodness!), and I spotted ramps and assistance for those who needed it. The facilities for disabled guests seemed thoughtfully considered, making it a truly inclusive spot. The airport transfer was smooth as silk. Seriously, getting around El Paso and into this hotel was easy. No drama. No stress. Score!
Rooms: My Sanctuary (and Where the Real Drama Began)
Now, the room. "Unbelievable Luxury Awaits," right? Well, it did await. The bed was a cloud of deliciousness. The bathrobes—oh, THE BATHROBES!—were so fluffy, I considered wearing them to dinner (I didn't, but the thought was there). The blackout curtains? Absolute lifesavers. I slept like a baby (a slightly pampered, robe-clad baby). I was obsessed with the slippers. Why aren't slippers standard hotel fare?!
BUT… (and there’s always a but, isn’t there?)…The internet access hit a snag. They promise free Wi-Fi in all rooms! I think I can say it was free, but at times it felt like I was connecting via carrier pigeon. This is where the internet [LAN] kicked in and saved the day if you like to connect via old school cable, and the internet services were actually very good. It wasn't perfect. I had to call the front desk a couple of times (they were super helpful!) but the end result was a functioning connection. The Wi-Fi in public areas was a different story… more reliable.
Cleanliness & Safety: The "I Want to Feel Safe" Checklist
Let's be real: in today's world, safety is everything. And Hotel Paso Del Norte gets it. They're clearly doing this right. I was impressed by the anti-viral cleaning products and the daily disinfection in common areas. The room sanitization seemed thorough. The staff trained in safety protocol, the hand sanitizer dispensers everywhere… it felt genuinely safe. The first aid kit was something I didn't even consider but was great to see. Even the hot water linen and laundry washing made me feel safe and sound. They even have smoke alarms, which I can say is absolutely essential. I felt comfortable, which, if I’m honest, is one of my biggest criteria when picking a place to stay.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Feed Me, Seymour!
Okay, food. This is where things got really interesting. They have restaurants, plural! And a bar, obviously. My personal highlight? Their poolside bar. Seriously, sipping a margarita by the pool in the El Paso sun is as close to paradise as you can get. The pool with a view was a major selling point. A poolside bar… gasp.
So let's delve into this messy world of eating, shall we? First off, the breakfast [buffet]. Buffet always brings out the worst and best in me. It's chaos! But a delicious chaos. The Asian breakfast, for those who are into that, was there with an authentic flavor that hit the spot. I’m a simple gal though, so the Western breakfast was more my speed. It's all there! Coffee, tea, juice, the works! Also, the coffee/tea in restaurant was a life-saver. And yes, you can get breakfast in your room, which is a major bonus, especially if you're feeling a little… delicate.
The restaurants themselves are beautiful, with a la carte dining. The international cuisine was incredible, the salad in restaurant was crisp and fresh. The soup in restaurant warmed me from the inside out. The staff was incredibly accommodating of dietary needs. I witnessed someone get an alternative meal arrangement which was kind of impressive. There's also a snack bar for those late-night cravings. The room service [24-hour] saved me more times than I'd care to admit. Overall, the dining experience was a highlight. Ways to Relax: My Therapy Session
Now, about that spa… Okay, I'm just going to be honest: I spent a lot of time there. This is where the "hidden oasis" thing really shines. The massage? Heaven. The sauna? Pure bliss. The steamroom? Oh, the steamroom. I think I may have seen the face of God while I was in there. They have a pool with a view in the spa area, so you are never far from water to calm your body. The Body scrub and Body wrap are what I needed. I needed all of it. The Spa/sauna? Worth every penny.
Things to Do: Beyond the Spa (if You Dare)
Aside from the obvious (i.e. spending all day in the spa), there's more to do. They have a fitness center, but I'm ashamed to say I mostly ignored it. But it was there, and it looked well-equipped. I did enjoy the foot bath though, as a pre-spa ritual. The gym/fitness place was the perfect setting for a hard workout, with a great view. If you’re more ambitious than me, go for it!
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter
Hotel Paso Del Norte gets the small stuff right. Daily housekeeping (thank you, angels!). A concierge who actually helped me (miracle!). Dry cleaning (a lifesaver after my spa escapades). The elevator was fast, even though I would have loved a spiral staircase (I’m dreaming big, okay?). There’s a convenience store which is a good idea if you don't want to leave the hotel. There's a safety deposit boxes, to make sure my valuables were safe. The luggage storage was also incredibly handy. There were also the facilities for disabled guests which was a considerate touch. And don’t forget the cash withdrawal when you need it.
For the Kids (and the Kid in Us)
I didn't travel with kids, but they seem set up: Babysitting service! They're absolutely family/child friendly, which is nice to see. If you're dragging the little ones along, it seems like a good place to do it.
Getting Around: Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy
Airport transfer was super convenient. They have car park [free of charge], which is definitely a bonus. They have taxi service and valet parking if you want to feel fancy.
The Overall Verdict: Would I Return?
Absolutely. Despite the (minor) Wi-Fi woes, this place delivers on its promises. It's luxurious, comfortable, safe, and has a spa that could make a nun sin.
My Quirky, Opinionated Conclusion: The Hotel Paso Del Norte is a fantastic base for exploring El Paso, offers a great value, and delivers on the luxury promise. It’s not perfect, no place ever is, but it's damn close. Book it. Go. Get a robe. Get a massage. And maybe, just maybe, I'll see you there… pretending to be Beyoncé.
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Alright, buckle up, buttercups and prepare for a mess of an itinerary! This isn't your glossy, perfectly-curated travel blog. This is me at the Hotel Paso del Norte, Autograph Collection in El Paso, Texas. And honestly? I’m already a little overwhelmed by the grandeur of it all. But in a good way… mostly.
Day 1: Arrival and Existential Dread in the Lobby (and a Helluva Margarita)
1:00 PM: Arrive at El Paso International Airport (ELP). Let's be honest, the airport itself is a bit…desolate. But, hey, it's Texas! Everything's bigger, including the drive to Hotel Paso del Norte. Thank goodness for pre-booked airport transfer, I can’t deal with haggling after a flight.
1:45 PM: Check-in. The lobby. Honestly, I almost got whiplash. The chandeliers are intimidating. Like, intimidating. I feel like I should be wearing a ballgown. (Note to self: Pack a ballgown. Just in case.) The check-in process itself? Seamless. Too smooth. Made me suspicious. Like, is someone secretly judging my travel attire (jeans and a t-shirt - comfort is key!).
2:30 PM: Room Reconnaissance! Okay, the room is gorgeous. The plush bed is calling my name. But first, unpacking. Which, let's be real, is my least favorite part of any trip. I'm the kind of person who lives out of my suitcase for at least two days. Maybe three.
3:30 PM: The Margarita Emergency. After staring at the ceiling for a solid hour contemplating the meaning of life (and whether I packed enough socks), I decide I NEED a margarita. Like, need it. Head down to the bar. The bartender is a legend. He's seen it all, and now he's seeing me, frazzled and questioning my life choices. But he makes a killer margarita. Thank you, kind sir, you saved me.
6:00 PM: Exploring the Hotel. Wander around the hotel, get lost in the maze of corridors, and end up marveling at the stained-glass dome. Seriously, the architecture is unreal. I mean, you could almost get married the way it’s designed.
7:30 PM: Dinner at the hotel's restaurant, 1700°. The menu is sophisticated, I almost felt out of place. But then the food arrived, and all my doubts vanished. The steak? Melt-in-your-mouth perfection. The wine? Exactly what my soul needed. Feeling much more positive about life now.
9:30 PM: Early night. Jet lag is a beast. Collapse on the giant bed. Sleep, glorious sleep!
Day 2: Spices, Sunsets, and the Search for Authentic Tex-Mex (and a Mild Crisis)
7:00 AM: Wake up, feel slightly less existential. Coffee on the balcony, overlooking… well, El Paso. The view isn’t exactly Paris, but the Texan morning air is divine and with a cup of coffee everything is better.
8:00 AM: Breakfast at the hotel. The breakfast buffet is pretty darn good. Get my fill of fruit and a bit of bacon.
9:00 AM: Exploring El Paso. Today's the day for some authentic Tex-Mex flavor. Head to a local favorite. First stop for delicious tacos!
10:30 AM: Okay, so. The tacos. They were…intense. The flavors, the heat! Amazing, and now I'm sweating like a pig and wondering if I should have paced myself. The people watching was incredible, though. Authentic culture. Loving it even if I am dying of spice slowly.
12:30 PM: Lunch somewhere, with some more tacos (duh!). The whole area has a certain charm to it. I am starting to fall in love with El Paso.
2:30 PM: Scenic Drive. Hit some beautiful overlooks to take in the scenery. This landscape is simply stunning.
4:30 PM: Sunset Spectacular. Find a good spot for epic sunset views - it's essential! The sunset is glorious. The sky is painted with color. The best part is, by now, I mostly have calmed down from the spice-fueled chaos of lunch.
6:00 PM: Dinner. Still thinking about tacos. Honestly, may have had them for lunch, and breakfast, and a late mid-afternoon snack.
8:30 PM: Drinks and Conversations. Head back to the hotel bar. Drinks and conversations with a local about the city. What a night!
Day 3: A Day of Reflection, Relaxation and Departure (With Maybe Just One More Margarita)
8:00 AM: Relax in my room with a good breakfast. I'm really enjoying the hotel, a total sanctuary.
10:00 AM: Farewell tour of the hotel, especially the Dome, before departure.
12:00 PM: One final margarita. This time, just for the road. The perfect way to say goodbye.
1:30 PM: Check out. Feel a pang of sadness at leaving this beautiful hotel, but also the thrill of the next adventure.
2:00 PM: Head to the airport. El Paso, you’ve been a true delight.
3:00 PM: Departure.
This is a rough draft, and I'm sure the actual flow of the trip will be even messier. But that's okay. The unplanned moments, the unexpected discoveries, the emotional roller coaster… that’s what makes travel memorable, right? And as long as there are margaritas involved, I think I’ll survive. Wish me luck!
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Hotel Paso Del Norte: Hidden Oasis - My Totally Chaotic FAQs (and Honest Reactions)
Okay, so... What *actually* makes the Paso Del Norte "luxury"? Is it just the price tag?
Alright, alright, let's cut the fluff. Luxury? Yeah, it's there. But it's not the stuffy, "look-at-me-I'm-rich!" kind of luxury. It's more like... well, imagine you're a little worn out, maybe a bit dusty from the El Paso sun (honestly, isn't *everyone* a little dusty in El Paso?), and then BAM! you walk into this place. Suddenly, you're cool again. The lobby! Marble, chandeliers that could probably bankrupt a small country... but it doesn’t feel pretentious. It's *impressive*.
The rooms? Spacious, gorgeous beds—I swear, I could have *lived* in that bed. Actually, I *almost* did. And the little details! The plush robes, the fancy bath products… it’s like they’re *trying* to pamper you. And I’m a sucker for pampering.
But the real luxury? The service. Someone brought me coffee within, like, five minutes of me calling! I’m not exactly a morning person, and that kind of speed? Pure gold. Okay, maybe I'm biased because I was hangry, but still. The staff? Actually *friendly*. Not that forced, plastic-smile, “can-I-take-your-bags?” kind of friendly. Real, genuine people. It makes a HUGE difference.
Let's talk location. Is it actually a "hidden oasis" or marketing BS? And is it noisy?
Okay, the "hidden oasis" thing? It’s a little close to the truth, actually. It's smack-dab in the middle of downtown El Paso, which, let's be honest, isn't exactly the Garden of Eden. But once you're inside, you’re… shielded. You kind of forget you're surrounded by buildings and traffic. It's like they built a bubble of calm. A *glorious* bubble.
Noise? Surprisingly, no. I am, I admit, a light sleeper. My neighbor's snoring can wake me up! But the soundproofing? Top-notch. I never heard a peep from outside (unless I walked out of my room). So, yeah, the "oasis" part is kind of real. Definitely a win for me.
Bonus: You can walk to restaurants and bars. Which is important, as I discovered... more on that later.
What about the food? Is the restaurant as amazing as everyone says? Spill the tea!
Okay, here's where things get… complicated. The restaurant, 1881, supposedly? It’s gorgeous. Seriously Instagram-worthy. Like, I spent 15 minutes just staring at the ceiling. But… I went in with sky-high expectations, and… well, I'm still not 100% sure. The food was good. Objectively good! The presentation was beautiful which is super important for Instagram.
But it was… *expensive*. Like, "should- I-have-saved-that-money-for-more-tex-mex?" expensive. And the service? Good, but maybe a little… formal? I felt a bit like I was being watched. The food was solid, but for the price? I've had tacos that blew my mind. And that matters to me. I'm judging the whole experience, not just the food!
I’d say, go for a fancy cocktail in the bar, take in the ambiance, and then maybe… eat somewhere a little more… authentically El Paso. Just trust me. Maybe I just went on an off night, I don't know. I just had a better time at the *street tacos!*
Okay, spill it. What was your best and worst experience at the hotel?
Best? Easy. The *bed*. I spent an embarrassing amount of time lounging in that bed. Seriously, it cradled me like a fluffy angel. I read, I napped, I watched terrible television… it was pure, unadulterated bliss. The room service, again, was spot-on. Fast, polite, and those little pastries they sent up with my coffee? *Chef's kiss*
Worst? It wasn't *bad*, exactly… but the valet parking situation was a little… chaotic. The front desk told me one price, the valet told me another. Took ages to recover. I almost missed my appointment - that's annoying and I am perpetually late. They need to get that sorted out.
Is the rooftop bar worth the hype? Because I'm all about a good rooftop.
Okay, the rooftop. Yes. Absolutely, unequivocally yes. Just… go. The view! Holy moly. You've got the city sprawling out before you, and the mountains in the distance. Perfect for sunset. The cocktails are… inventive. A little pricey? Maybe. But the views? Worth it. The vibe? Chill. The people-watching? Excellent.
However- and this is important- get there early. The space isn't massive, and it fills up fast. I showed up fashionably late one night (because, you know, *tacos*) and spent 20 minutes wandering around looking for a spot. So learn from my mistakes: go early, grab a drink, and soak it all in. You won't regret it. Actually, the rooftop is maybe even worth the price of admission by itself.
Would you go back?
Definitely. Despite the small issues, the Paso del Norte really impressed me. I'd go back in a heartbeat. I mean, that *bed*... and, honestly, the whole experience made my trip. It’s a perfect basecamp for exploring El Paso. Plus, I need another excuse to stare at that incredible rooftop view. Maybe, just maybe, I'd even try the tacos. I am already planning my return.
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