Baton Rouge's BEST Kept Secret? The Cook Hotel Awaits!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the quirky, wonderful, and maybe slightly chaotic world of reviewing… The Cook Hotel in Baton Rouge! Forget those sterile, cookie-cutter hotel reviews. This is real talk. This is me, after a stay, spilling the beans, the coffee, and maybe a little bit of my soul (because, let’s be honest, that’s what good travel does to you).
Baton Rouge's BEST Kept Secret? The Cook Hotel Awaits! - A Messy, Honest Review
Alright, so "Best Kept Secret," huh? That's a bold claim. Let's see if The Cook Hotel lives up to the hype.
First Impressions: Location, Location, Location… and Accessibility (aka the Elevator Saga)
The Cook Hotel is perched right on the LSU campus. Which, honestly, is super convenient if you're, you know, going to LSU! For me, it put me in the heart of the city immediately, which is exactly what I needed after my long drive.
Accessibility: Now, I'm not in a wheelchair, but I did notice the efforts made. Wheelchair accessible? Yes, absolutely. They’ve got ramps and elevators, and the doorways seemed wide enough to accommodate. The elevator, however… well, let's just say it had personality. It took its sweet time, with a very satisfying thunk-thunk whenever it stopped. I imagine for someone, it wouldn’t be as endearing. Getting around overall seemed to be fine. Elevator Yes.
Exterior Corridor Yes, and the doors seemed a little loud, which could be a pro or a con depending on the temperament of your neighbor.
Rooms: Comfort, Quirks, and the Quest for a Good Night's Sleep
I'm a sucker for a good room, and The Cook Hotel mostly delivered.
Available in all rooms: Free WiFi, (thank god!), Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes (YES!), Bathroom phone (…is that still a thing?), Bathtub, Blackout curtains (essential!), Closet, Coffee/tea maker (AMEN!), Complimentary tea (nice touch!), Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens. Phew. That's a lot. The extra-long bed was a godsend. Seriously, I'm tall, and I could finally stretch out without my feet hanging off the edge. The blackout curtains… perfect for my afternoon naps. No complaints!
- Interconnecting room(s) available? I didn't see this, but it might be available if you ask.
- Additional toilet? Nope.
- Room decorations: Standard, but cozy. Nothing to write home about, but not offensively boring, either.
The Quirk Factor: Okay, here's a confession. I spent a solid five minutes trying to figure out how to turn off the bedside lamp. Apparently, I'm technology-challenged. This isn't a complaint, just an observation. I eventually conquered it. Victory!
Soundproofing: Actually pretty good. I didn't hear anything from the hallway, which is a major win in my book.
Room Sanitization Opt-Out Available: I'm all for cleanliness, but it's really cool that they offer room sanitization opt-out available.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Fueling the LSU Experience (and Me)
Breakfast [buffet] Breakfast was a total experience. There was literally everything. Western AND Asian breakfast? YES PLEASE. I'm a buffet person. It offers a lot of diversity. The bacon was crisp, the waffles were fluffy, my belly was happy.
Restaurants: There are tons of restaurants within easy walking distance!
Coffee/tea in restaurant: Yes, for the win.
Poolside bar: I didn't have time to sample it; my loss!
Food service? Yup.
Snack bar: There was a snack bar for the quick grab-and-go moments.
Alternative meal arrangement: I am sad to say I didn't get a chance to try them.
Other Amenities:
- Pool with view Yes.
- Gym/fitness center Yup.
- Sauna Got it.
- Spa I am not a spa person.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Make a Difference
Free Car Park: Yup!
Daily housekeeping: excellent job, and kept everything spotless.
Luggage Storage: Always a necessity in my case.
Cash withdrawal: available, super helpful.
Facilities for disabled guests: The restaurant has the facilities.
Air conditioning in public area: Yes.
Concierge: I didn't use this, but it's always good to have.
Cleanliness and Safety: Because We're Not Living in the Bubbles Anymore
Anti-viral cleaning products: good.
Breakfast takeaway service: I didn't use this, but it's available.
Cashless payment service: always a plus.
Daily disinfection in common areas: Excellent.
Hand sanitizer: available everywhere.
Hot water linen and laundry washing: very good.
Hygiene certification: I didn't see an explicit one, but it felt clean.
Individually-wrapped food options: thoughtful.
Physical distancing of at least 1 meter: Mostly successful.
Professional-grade sanitizing services: good.
Rooms sanitized between stays: reassuring.
Safe dining setup: Everything felt pretty safe and distanced.
Staff trained in safety protocol: I observed staff wearing masks and taking precautions. Seemed good.
Security:
- CCTV in common areas Yes.
- CCTV outside property Yes.
- Front desk [24-hour] Yes.
- Safety/security feature Yep.
- Security [24-hour] Good.
- Smoke alarms Always a good thing.
For the Kids:
- Family/child friendly Yes.
Internet Access
- Internet Yes.
- Internet [LAN] Not needed, but available.
- Internet services They have it.
- Wi-Fi in public areas Yes.
- Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Glorious.
Getting Around
- Car park [free of charge] Yes!
Things to Do and Ways to Relax: The Allure of Leisure
- Swimming pool [outdoor] Wonderful.
- Massage I did not partake.
- Spa/sauna I didn't go, though.
- Steamroom I didn't see it, unfortunately.
The Verdict: Is The Cook Hotel Baton Rouge's "Best Kept Secret?"
Look, no hotel is perfect. The elevator might be a touch slow, and the room decorations won't blow your mind. But overall? YES. The Cook Hotel is a solid choice. The staff was friendly, the location is prime for exploring LSU and the city, and the amenities are excellent. The breakfast alone makes it worth the price of admission.
My Emotional Takeaway: I left feeling refreshed, well-fed, and happy. I can't ask for much more from a hotel, and I was happy to make the trip!
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The Cook Hotel Recommendation
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Day 1: Arrival, Awkward Greetings, and the Quest for Air Conditioning
1:00 PM: Arrive at The Cook Hotel. (Supposedly.) The website promised “Southern Hospitality” in a historic setting. Fingers crossed it's more "Gone With The Wind" and less "Hee Haw". Pray the AC is up to snuff. Humidity and I are not friends. I’m picturing myself as Scarlett O’Hara, wafting dramatically through the lobby, except instead of a parasol, I'll be clutching a travel-sized can of deodorant.
1:15 PM: Check-in. This is where things get interesting. I envision a charming Southern belle effortlessly handing me a key. The REALITY? Probably a frazzled college student who overslept because they were up all night studying for a test. And if I have to repeat my name one more time… I'm blaming it on the Cajun spices. I swear this place is hot.
1:30 PM: Room inspection. Crucial. First things first: AC situation assessment. Pray to the Gods of Refrigeration that it works like a beast. Then, the bed. Is it a lumpy disaster or a cloud of comfort? We'll get to know each other intimately, I promise.
1:45 PM: Unpack. Or, more accurately, strategically place things around the room. My travel style: organized chaos. I’m an expert at creating a war room filled with clothes and toiletries, despite my wife's constant side eyes.
2:00 PM: Explore the hotel. Walk around and get the lay of the land. What's this place really like? Are those chandeliers real or decorative props? Can I sneak a peek at the pool without looking like a total creep? The plot thickens.. I hope.
2:30 PM: Get lost. This hotel has a winding hallway and it might be fun to get lost. It'll give me a chance to wander around and get a feel for the hotel. Plus, it's an excuse to admire the historical decor, even if the air conditioning is suspect. It'll also give me a good perspective on the design.
3:30 PM: The Pool. Oh, my goodness. My goodness, the pool. I've seen the pictures. Lush, inviting, with a promise of respite from this infernal humidity. The reality? Let's hope there are no screaming kids cannonballing into the water. If there are, I'm going straight back to the room and ordering room service. And whiskey. Lots of whiskey.
5:00 PM: Dinner at the hotel restaurant, "The Cook". Honestly, I'm a sucker for a good hotel restaurant. It's supposed to be "Southern Comfort," and hopefully, that means both food and decor. Expect me to order the most ridiculous, artery-clogging, yet delicious thing on the menu. I'm here to indulge. If they’re serving anything like a crawfish boil, they've got me.
7:00 PM: Post-Dinner stroll. Do I have to? Maybe a walk around the grounds to digest that food. The Cook is supposed to be on or near the Louisiana State University campus. I'll take a peek.
8:00 PM: The Room: Relax and unwind in the room and try to get some work done, perhaps watch TV, read a book, or browse the internet. I'm a sucker for comfort in bed, so I can't wait to just lay down for a bit.
Day 2: LSU, Ghosts, and the Pursuit of Perfect Gumbo
8:00 AM: Wake up. Or rather, be jolted awake by… something. A garbage truck? A rogue seagull? Whatever it is, I'll need coffee (and maybe a stern word with management about the noise levels).
8:30 AM: Breakfast. Hopefully, The Cook Hotel has a decent breakfast spread. I'll need fuel for my LSU adventures. This college town is a different world from where I'm from - I definitely get a different vibe from being in Louisiana.
9:30 AM: LSU Campus Tour. Okay, truth be told, I'm not a huge college sports fan. But LSU is famous. I signed up for a tour, expecting to be bored. But actually, it was the highlight! The architecture, the history, the sheer size of the place. It was impressive! The tour guide was a walking encyclopedia of LSU trivia and local legends. We did a small tour of the football stadium and it was absolutely massive! Seriously, I can't even imagine what it'd be like to see a game here.
12:00 AM: Lunch break: Find a local eatery. Eat something authentic. Ask the locals. Listen to their conversations. This is a great place to see how people talk!
1:30 PM: Baton Rouge Ghost Tour. Yep, I'm a sucker for the spooky stuff. Apparently, Baton Rouge has a rich history and a few restless spirits. I don't believe in ghosts, but hey, it's fun. (Though, if I actually see a ghost, I might run screaming.) And if the tour guide can spin a good yarn, count me in!
4:00 PM: Gumbo quest. I am on a mission! I MUST find the perfect bowl of gumbo. I'll scour Yelp, ask the locals, and eat my way through Baton Rouge until I find that holy grail of Southern comfort food. Wish me luck. I'm going to need it.
7:00 PM: Live music. Another hotel suggestion, and I'm all about it. I'll soak up those tunes, let loose, and maybe even attempt a little dance. Now that's a recipe for fun.
Day 3: Departure… and the Aftermath
- 9:00 AM: Last Breakfast. Last chance to load up on carbs before the journey home. I will enjoy a final helping of whatever breakfast they have and probably overstay my welcome. I will feel guilty for eating so much for a few minutes before deciding I actually don't care.
- 10:00 AM: Check out. Farewell, Cook Hotel! I'll be the one with the massive suitcase, the slightly frazzled expression, and the satisfied smile. Did it meet all my expectations? Absolutely not. But it gave me an experience, some laughs, and memories. And honestly, that's more than you can ask for.
- 10:30 AM: Visit a restaurant: Some last minute souvenir and food shopping
- 12:00 PM: Depart from Louisiana. With a full stomach and a slightly lighter wallet.
And that's it. My attempt at The Cook Hotel in Baton Rouge. It's not perfect, it's not pretty, but hopefully, it's honest. Now, wish me luck (especially with that AC). And maybe, just maybe, send a little prayer for my tastebuds. I am going to go try some crawfish, now.
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