Unbelievable Hotel in Turpan, China: You WON'T Believe This!
Unbelievable Hotel in Turpan: You WON'T Believe… the SANDSTORMS! (And Everything Else Awesome) - A Rambling Review
Okay, so let's talk about the Unbelievable Hotel in Turpan, China. I’m still trying to process the whole experience. I mean, the name is bold, right? "Unbelievable"? Alright, Unbelievable Hotel, you asked for it. And honestly? Mostly, you delivered. But buckle up, because this review is gonna be as unpredictable as a Turpan sandstorm. (Spoiler alert: there were sandstorms. They're a thing.)
First Impressions: Accessibility, Safety, and… Well, Sand:
Landing in Turpan – already a feat of endurance given the sheer distance from… well, everywhere I've ever known – you're immediately hit with the heat. And the wind. And the sand. So, naturally, one of my biggest initial worries was accessibility. Listen, I appreciate a good staircase, but if you're not feeling 100%, stairs are the enemy. Thankfully, the Unbelievable Hotel seems to have thought of this. Elevators are present and working (a MAJOR win!), and the ground floor felt pretty navigable. I didn't specifically test for wheelchair accessibility, but the general layout seemed mostly good. I did notice the car park (free of charge!) and on-site car park, which is always a plus.
Then there's the whole "is this place going to kill me" factor. Safety is a concern, especially when you're in a place that regularly deals with, shall we say, atmospheric disturbances. The good news? The hotel takes this seriously. CCTV in common areas and outside the property – yeah, they're watching. 24-hour security and a front desk means someone's always around. There were fire extinguishers, and the smoke alarms seemed to be working – though, honestly, between the heat and the windblown dust, I wasn't sure if they were being triggered all the time! And good news: I didn’t smell any fire. Also, there were safety deposit boxes, which is always a relief. They had hand sanitizer everywhere. And, a very welcome sight, lots of Staff trained in safety protocol.
The anti-viral cleaning products and daily disinfection in common areas made me feel a lot less sketchy about touching things, especially after a day of battling the elements. And, a huge plus: they had sanitized kitchen and tableware items, which, in a place where I’d later discover the occasional camel burger (more on that later), was pretty comforting. I'm not gonna lie, those sandstorms made me nervous!
The Room: My Oasis… (or Maybe Just a Really Nice Box?)
My room… well, it was mostly unbelievable. Let's start with the good. Free Wi-Fi – YES! And it actually worked! I could upload all those desert selfies to Instagram. Air conditioning – a MUST. Blackout curtains – fantastic, because sunrise in Turpan is brutal. They even had slippers! Luxury! The air conditioning in the public area worked wonderfully, too.
The bed? A+ for comfort. The extra-long bed really did make a difference. The non-smoking policy was great (though, I did smell… something once. Maybe the camel burgers are smoked? Okay, I digress). A refrigerator to keep my water cold, a coffee/tea maker – because, you know, civilization. And the bathroom, with its separate shower/bathtub… it nearly made me forget the sand in my shoes.
However, some minor things: the bathroom phone looked like it’d been there since the beginning of time, and the scale in my room looked about as accurate as my assessment after a happy hour. The internet access – LAN wasn’t something I needed as much, but an old-school offering that still is around.
The wake-up service did work, thankfully, even if I was woken up by the wind first, and I appreciated the umbrella, because, well, you know… Turpan weather.
Oh, and complimentary tea! It’s the little things.
Food & Drink: From Camel Burgers to… Well, More Camel Burgers?
Alright, the food. This is where things got… interesting. The Asian cuisine in restaurant was definitely the highlight. I didn't dare venture too far into the local delicacies – though, the camel burger was intriguing (and actually pretty tasty!). They had a vegetarian restaurant (score!), and the Asian breakfast was actually quite good.
But the buffet in restaurant, while extensive, felt a bit… chaotic at times. The a la carte in restaurant was a better option, and I did find a salad in restaurant that actually tasted… delicious. The soup in restaurant? Mediocre. The western breakfast was available, too.
However, a big problem: the restaurants closed at 9:30 pm. I learned this the hard way. Thankfully, room service [24-hour] kept me going until I passed out in my comfy bed.
The poolside bar and bar were pretty standard – decent drinks, but nothing to write home about. The bottle of water in the room was a lifesaver! And, the coffee/tea in restaurant was surprisingly good. Speaking of: the coffee shop was an easy treat! The happy hour had pretty okay specials for beer and other snacks.
Things to Do: Relaxation, Activity, and the Eternal Search for Air Conditioning
Okay, so, Turpan. Not exactly a bustling metropolis. But the Unbelievable Hotel keeps you entertained, if you’re so inclined. And for the record, even though they didn't mention it, they had a very good indoor venue for special events.
For relaxation, they had a spa, which included a sauna, a steamroom, and also a spa/sauna. I didn’t try all of them, if I am honest, but I did a massage, and it was… well, relaxing. Probably. I was too busy thinking about the sandstorms.
There’s a fitness center/gym, and also, a swimming pool. I did not get to use the pool with a view, since I was too busy trying to find my way around the hotel. There’s a foot bath, if you're feeling particularly indulgent. And a body scrub and body wrap… if you’re feeling VERY indulgent.
Otherwise… not much. The hotel had a gift/souvenir shop (mostly tourist tchotchkes), and a convenience store for snacks and essentials.
Services and Conveniences: Making Life Easier (and Less Sandy)
The Unbelievable Hotel really shines in its services. The daily housekeeping was a lifesaver (seriously, after a day in Turpan, you generate a lot of sand). They had laundry service and dry cleaning, which was essential after my dust-bath. A doorman, and a concierge who were helpful.
The cash withdrawal option was handy, the currency exchange saved a trip. There was a luggage storage space (thank goodness!). They even offered ironing service because, apparently, some people still iron things? Also, this hotel is part of a hotel chain.
For the Kids:
I don’t have kids, but I saw a few families. They hotel is family/child friendly. They have babysitting service, and kids facilities, and even kids meal. A good thing!
The Verdict:
The Unbelievable Hotel in Turpan? It’s not perfect. But the good vastly outweighs the bad. It's clean, safe, and comfortable (mostly!). And the staff are, for the most part, genuinely helpful and friendly.
My Recommendation?
Absolutely, stay here. It’s a great base for exploring the area (and escaping the sandstorms).
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Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because this ain't your grandma's itinerary. We're going on a WILD ride through Hanting Hotelturpan Toksun Shengyuan Turpan, China. Prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable food choices, and enough dust to choke a yak. This is less a plan and more a chaotic suggestion with a heavy dose of reality.
Day 1: Arrival & Uyghur Anxiety (aka, "Where's the Air Conditioner?!")
- Morning (or whenever I finally drag myself out of bed): Land in Ürümqi. The airport looks like a giant concrete shoebox, and I’m already sweating. The baggage claim… well, let's just say it's a masterclass in organized chaos. Found my bag (miracle!), and now, the REAL adventure begins: finding a ride to Toksun. After a harrowing negotiation with a cab driver who clearly thought USD was a bargaining chip, we're off!
- Anecdote: The cab driver kept pointing at his outdated phone and repeating "TikTok?" I'm pretty sure he was trying to get me to film his driving skills (or lack thereof). I just stared out the window, bracing myself, and praying to the travel Gods that my baggage makes it.
- Afternoon: Arrive at Hanting Hotel (fingers crossed it's not as sketchy as the airport). Checking in is an event. The staff are nice enough, but my Mandarin is about as useful as a chocolate teapot. Finally, keys acquired! Room inspection… and disappointment. The air conditioning barely qualifies as a gentle breeze. This is going to be interesting.
- Quirky Observation: The hotel lobby smells faintly of disinfectant and… something indescribably Chinese. Is that… dried fish? Oh NO.
- Evening: Wandering! I need food, stat. Found a tiny Uyghur restaurant. The menu? Mostly pictures that don't really help. Ordered something that looked vaguely like noodles. Ate it. It was INCREDIBLE. Spiced perfectly. My face is now on FIRE. I love it!
- Emotional Reaction: Wow. Speechless. I think I've died and gone to noodle heaven. This is what you're here for, isn't it?
- Imperfection: I'm fairly certain I spilled half that delicious mystery dish down my shirt.
- Night: Back to the hotel. I'm already dreaming about my next meal, but the heat is not aiding my sleep. I'm laying here, in sweatpants, trying to will the air conditioner to work.
Day 2: The Ancient City of Jiaohe & Grape Delights (and the Dust of a Thousand Sandstorms)
- Morning: The most important part is getting out of that hot hotel. We're off to Jiaohe Ruins! It turned out to be a total adventure. I feel like Indiana Jones, minus the hat and the ability to speak fluent Mandarin. The clay city is breathtaking—even if I was sweating buckets.
- Ramblings: Walking through those ruins, I couldn't help but imagine what life was like here. This place was a bustling city back in the day, with secrets in every corner. Just awesome.
- Afternoon: Grape Valley! This place is a freaking paradise! The grapes are so sweet, they basically melt in your mouth. I may have spent an hour tasting multiple varieties. Let's just say my shirt is now sticky with grape juice.
- Double Down: I've never seen so many different types of grapes. I mean, there were green ones, purple ones, black ones, red ones, all sizes, shapes, and flavors imaginable. We went from vendor to vendor, and I bought handfuls, each with slightly different flavor profiles.
- Evening: Back in Toksun for dinner--a restaurant recommendation from my hotel (probably a bribe). Lamb skewers and flatbread. The lamb was smoky and delicious, but the hot chili? Forget about it! My nose is running. But hey, some things are worth the pain (and the tears).
Day 3: Tiding Over
- Morning: The sun is bearing down on my spirit. Another morning of "where is the best breakfast?" After some back and forth, I settle on a small restaurant selling Uyghur breakfast. I'm getting better at navigating the menu.
- Honest Moment: I'm incredibly happy to be somewhere so different, but the language barrier is a constant frustration. I miss being able to just ask things.
- Afternoon: Travel to a local market. I'm a walking tourist, but I can't help it. The vibrant colors, the smells, and the endless energy… It's like stepping into a movie. I'll probably buy something I don't need.
- Opinion: I'm getting tired of being the "foreigner who can't speak Chinese." But the people are so kind!
- Evening: Going back to the city I was in. More local food. I will definitely try for more food.
Day 4: Departures
- Morning: Packing. The hardest part. I always overpack.
- Afternoon: Heading back to airport. I'm going back to my own life. I'm leaving this place feeling utterly drained and alive at the same time.
This is just a sliver of what I'll experience. There will be more mishaps, more delicious food, and more moments when I want to either laugh hysterically or cry my eyes out. But that's the point, isn't it? Travel isn't always glamorous, but it's ALWAYS an adventure. Now, off to face the unknown! Wish me luck. (And maybe send air conditioning units!)
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Unbelievable Hotel in Turpan, China: You WON'T Believe This! FAQ (Seriously, Prepare Yourself)
Okay, Seriously, What IS "Unbelievable" About This Hotel? Is it a Literal Mirage?
The Rooms! Tell Me About The Rooms! (Are They Actually *Rooms*?)
Is The Staff… Helpful? (Or Just As Confused As I Will Be?)
The Food! What's The Food Like? (Should I Pack MREs?)
But… Why Would Anyone Stay There? What's The Point?
Seriously Though, Any Tips or Warnings?
- Hand sanitizer (a gallon, at least).
- Your own pillow (trust me on this).
- Earplugs (the air conditioning's a noisy beast).
- A sense of humor (essential!).
- A phrasebook with some basic Mandarin and Uyghur (you'll need it).
- Wipes, lots of wipes.
- Maybe a hazmat suit (kidding… mostly).
- Don't expect hot water. Or reliable water. Or any water, sometimes.
- Be prepared for dust. Everywhere.
- Don't be afraid to explore the local food *outside* the hotel.
- Learn to embrace the chaos. It's part of the fun.
- And most importantly, be patient. It's worth it. I think. Probably. Okay, definitely.
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