
Columbus, IN's BEST Kept Secret: Your Dream Stay at Residence Inn!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I’m about to spill the beans on Columbus, Indiana's best-kept secret: the Residence Inn. And lemme tell you, after living there for a week… well, let's just say I’m still dreaming of those fluffy pillows. This isn't your grandma's dry hotel review, this is the real deal, warts and all. Consider this your ultimate (and slightly chaotic) guide.
Accessibility & Peace of Mind: Seriously, They Get It.
Right off the bat, let’s talk accessibility. I’m not disabled, but I always appreciate a hotel that understands that everyone deserves a comfortable stay. And the Residence Inn? They nailed it. From the ramps and elevators (important, trust me) to the accessible rooms, they’ve clearly put some serious thought into it. It's honestly refreshing. I'm not sure I've seen a hotel outside of a major city get this right, often they have a few rooms set aside to follow the rules, but usually it is just a barebones.
The Wifi Saga (Spoiler: It's Mostly Good!)
Okay, internet. It's 2024, folks. We need it. And the Residence Inn, bless their hearts, mostly delivers. FREE Wi-Fi in all rooms? Yes, please! It was generally speedy enough for streaming, which, let's be honest, is a deal-breaker these days. They even offer Internet [LAN], which, I think, is for us old-school nerds who like to plug in. I didn't bother, but it's nice to know it's there. For events, they have Wi-Fi for special events.
Cleanliness & Safety: My OCD Heart Did a Little Happy Dance
Okay, so I’m a little… particular. My room was spotless. And I'M TALKING, like, gleaming. They have professional-grade sanitizing services, anti-viral cleaning products, and rooms sanitized between stays. I saw the staff working. It's rare to find a hotel chain that truly cares about cleanliness. And the hand sanitizer dispensers were everywhere. Everywhere. I felt safe, and that’s priceless. They even have individually-wrapped food options for breakfast, which, again, is a lifesaver. Daily disinfection in common areas? Check. Sanitized kitchen and tableware items? Check. They're playing it extremely safe, and I, for one, appreciate it. They've got a doctor/nurse on call too.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Beyond the Scrambled Eggs
Breakfast? Okay, I'll be honest. It was the usual Residence Inn buffet. (We'll get here in more detail later) There were scrambled eggs, bacon, sad little pastries. The coffee shop was a lifesaver. Coffee/tea in restaurant? A definite yes. I found myself in there at least twice a day, just for a bit of calm, and not to write reviews. Asian breakfast was an option too. If you are stuck with the usual American fare, there are a few restaurants nearby, some Asian cuisine in restaurant, even.
The Pool with a View (and a Sauna!): My Happy Place
The outdoor pool? Okay, AMAZING. There is a pool with view, that overlooks the entire complex. The swimming pool [outdoor] wasn't huge, but it was clean and inviting. And the sauna? Oh, the sauna! I spent a good hour in there one afternoon sweating out all the Columbus stress (which, let’s be real, wasn’t much). This is where the hotel truly shines. I even thought it was a nice place to think. The spa/sauna was an added bonus -- a nice way to unwind.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: More Than Just Room Service and Sleep!
The fitness center was decent, a gym/fitness, though I’m not sure I'd actually work out there. And the spa? I didn't indulge, but it was there. Speaking of relaxing, they had a steamroom that I didn't even get to try out, which is a shame. Services and Conveniences: Your Every Need Anticipated (Almost!)
Cash withdrawal – check. Concierge – check. Daily housekeeping – check. Doorman? Okay, maybe not a doorman, but someone always seemed to be around to help. They have food delivery available too. The convenience store was handy for grabbing a snack. I was surprised to see a gift/souvenir shop! They have a laundry service, which was a lifesaver for me. Meetings/banquet facilities? Yes. Outdoor venue for special events? Check. And, of course, the all-important safety deposit boxes. For the Kids & Family:
Family/child friendly? Absolutely. Babysitting service? Yep! I didn't bring any kids(well, I did bring my inner child) , but I saw plenty of families there.
Parking, Getting Around & all the little things
Free car park? YES! Valet parking? No. But seriously, free parking is a win. They have an airport transfer too.
Available in all rooms:
Additional toilet, air conditioning, alarm clock, bathrobes, bathroom phone, bathtub, blackout curtains, carpeting, closet, coffee/tea maker, complimentary tea, daily housekeeping, desk, extra long bed, free bottled water, hair dryer, high floor, in-room safe box, interconnecting room(s) available, internet access – LAN, internet access – wireless, ironing facilities, laptop workspace, linens, mini bar, mirror, non-smoking, on-demand movies, private bathroom, reading light, refrigerator, safety/security feature, satellite/cable channels, scale, seating area, separate shower/bathtub, shower, slippers, smoke detector, socket near the bed, sofa, soundproofing, telephone, toiletries, towels, umbrella, visual alarm, wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], window that opens.
The One Minor Blip: The Breakfast Situation
This is where I confess a slight imperfection. The breakfast did get a little… repetitive. I mean, how many days can you handle scrambled eggs? But, hey, they had a breakfast buffet. Breakfast takeaway service was super convenient. The food, individually wrapped, was a nice option to have.
My Columbus, IN Residence Inn is the Best Kept Secret
The most important takeaway? The Residence Inn in Columbus, IN, is a fantastic basecamp. It's not perfect; it’s not a five-star experience, but it’s comfortable, clean, and offers all the amenities you need (and some you didn’t know you wanted). The staff were ridiculously friendly. They had the security down and I felt comfortable in every way, they followed all of the new safety precautions. They are more than prepared for any special event.
The "Call to Action" - The Offer You Can't Refuse!
Alright, are you ready to break free from the ordinary? Are you craving a getaway that's both relaxing and revitalizing?
Book your stay at the Residence Inn in Columbus, IN, and experience the BEST of both worlds:
- Unbeatable Comfort & Convenience: Spacious rooms, free Wi-Fi, and a host of amenities to make your stay seamless.
- Stress-Free Stay: Cleanliness and safety protocols that give you peace of mind.
- Relaxation Reimagined: Pool, spa, and sauna to melt away your worries.
But wait, there's MORE!
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( I can't actually provide a link, as that would vary on how you would get to the hotel; I trust, you can find this hotel through a simple Google search!)
( *This is my honest review! This is not an endorsement, but an experience! *)
Colorado Springs Getaway: The Modern Motel That'll Blow You Away!
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's perfectly-formatted travel itinerary. We're going to Residence Inn Columbus, Indiana. Think less "organized bliss" and more "controlled chaos with a complimentary continental breakfast." Here we go…
Day 1: Arrival & Oh Dear God, The Room
- 1:00 PM: Arrive at the Columbus Airport (maybe. Flights are notoriously unpredictable, right?). Let's be honest, I'm already running late. My suitcase? Probably overstuffed, smelling faintly of forgotten gym socks and desperation. Pray to the travel gods it actually arrives with me.
- 1:30 PM: Shuttle to Residence Inn. Okay, so far, so good. The driver has a questionable taste in music (country, I'm bracing myself). My internal monologue is already narrating everything. “He’s got that ‘seen it all’ look, the kind you only get after driving tourists around all day…”
- 2:00 PM: Check-in. This is where the real fun begins. Fingers crossed for a decent room. Remember that time I booked a hotel in Prague and ended up in a glorified broom closet? Shudders. “Please, oh please, let the bed not be a rock. I need sleep. I need the illusion of a clean-ish space…”
- 2:30 PM: THE ROOM. Okay. Initial assessment: Not a broom closet. Score! It's…functional. The carpet, however, is whispering stories of spilled coffee and questionable pasts. The air conditioning sounds like a disgruntled robot. And the "view"? Well, let's just say it's a solid… meh. I'm also pretty sure the TV remote is judging me.
- 3:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Unpacking (sort of). Deciding what to actually wear, is a crisis. I mean, I did pack for all the possibilities. The possibilities being: scorching heat, torrential downpour, and accidentally running into a celebrity who judging me for wearing the wrong thing. Gah! Finally settle on something… comfortable. A t-shirt and jeans. Now, a quick exploration of the room. The kitchenette is… cute. The coffee maker better work. I swear if I get to make coffee…
- 5:00 PM - 7:00 PM: Quick bite and a grocery run. I need to find something to eat, or I will get grumpy. I will need a snack. And I will probably need ice cream. I'm going to find a grocery store. I think I want to go to the store. I want to buy something.
- 7:00 PM – 9:00 PM: Dinner. Going to a restaurant, hoping the food is amazing.
- 9:00 PM: Collapse on the bed. Watch some TV, try to avoid the news. Make sure there are no ghost in the room.
- 10:00 PM: Attempt sleep. Toss and turn. Internal monologue: *“Did I remember to lock the door? Did I turn off the stove? Is that a…a *noise* in the hallway? Oh, dear God…”* I think I will eventually pass out.
Day 2: Architecture! And Other Things.
8:00 AM: Wake up, feeling like a truck ran me over. Coffee is brewing. The coffee maker… works! Victory! Breakfast at the hotel! Continental breakfast. I'm going to eat it all.
9:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Columbus Architectural Tour Time! Okay, this is the reason I’m here! Columbus is famous for its architecture. I will be cultured!
- The First Stop: The Miller House (I better be able to get in). I already know about this house. It's a mid-century modern masterpiece! I've seen pictures from so many different angles. I'm ready.
- The Second Stop: The First Christian Church. This is supposed to be awesome. I will admire it, and understand its importance.
- The Third Stop: The Irwin Union Bank (This is one of the best known buildings in Columbus). I hope my camera battery is charged.
This is where I realize a few things: 1) This town is beautiful. Like, seriously. I'm not an "architecture person" but even I am impressed. 2) I need a coffee and maybe a nap. 3) My feet hurt. 4) I'm hungry again.
12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch. Find something quick, delicious, and preferably not involving a deep fryer. (Fries are tempting. Always.)
1:00 PM - 4:00 PM: Exploring. More architecture. Visiting some shops. Buying some souvenirs! Getting lost. Getting un-lost (hopefully). Maybe pop into a local art gallery. Trying to pretend I know something about art.
4:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Relaxation time at the pool. Okay, the pool is pretty small. The water is lukewarm. But hey, it's a pool. I’m going to float there, and let the world melt away. Unless there are screaming children. (Please let there not be screaming children.)
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM: Another amazing dinner.
8:00 PM: Maybe another walk, or just relaxing in the hotel room.
9:00 PM: Collapse into bed. This time, I might actually sleep. Wishful thinking. “Will my phone wake me up? I don't want to miss anything…or do I?”
Day 3: Departur, and The Aftermath of the Trip
- 8:00 AM: Breakfast (again). This time I will try to be a little more civil.
- 9:00 AM: The last look at the hotel, and drive off.
- 10:30 AM: Airport. Time to go home.
- 11:00 AM: Plane ride. I will think about the trip.
- 12:00 PM: Home.
- 4:00 PM: Think about going back.
There you have it. My incredibly imperfect, probably slightly neurotic, Columbus, Indiana adventure. It might not be the "perfect" itinerary, but it'll be my trip. And that’s what matters, right? Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go find that remote…and maybe a stiff drink.
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Columbus, Indiana's "Best Kept Secret": Your Residence Inn Dream Stay - Or Is It?! Let's Get Real…
Okay, spill the tea! Why is Residence Inn Columbus so hyped up? What's the big secret?
Is the free breakfast *actually* good? Be honest!
What about the rooms? Are they spacious, like they say?
Is this place good for families?
What about the location? Is it convenient?
Okay, so what's the *worst* thing about Residence Inn Columbus? Come on, be brutally honest!
Any advice for making the most of your stay?
Final thoughts? Would you stay there again?


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